Thursday, February 25, 2010

An Open Apology to my Wife!

Dear Beth (The best Mom ever!),

I am sorry our daughter pretty much acts like I did when I was a kid.  I know she is cute and smart, but we know she takes after you in that regard!

1.  I am sorry she talks constantly and won't stop asking questions.  There were plenty of times my parents asked me just to stop talking.  I believe my favorite word for the first 12 years of my life was "why?" 

2.  I am sorry she talks back and acts as if she is an adult.  The difference between me and her on this point is that I had 2 brothers and a sister to boss around...she doesn't have that yet, so she takes it out on us!  The bright side for us here is that she will soon be able to boss Patrick around.  Maybe we will receive a small reprieve soon!

Please bookmark this page and read it when ever you get frustrated...especially when I am not at home and you receive the brunt of her crazy fury!

I love you. 

Your repentant husband,
Steven

1 comment:

beth said...

Why do you need to apologize to me? What does apologize mean? Why don't puppies/kitties apologize? Do you think that people will apologize when we get to heaven? What color are the clouds in heaven? What's your favorite color? Why are you rolling your eyes? What does that mean?

(I love you and your crazy daughter)